Tom and jerry

the most flexible material in the world

teacher: ok class the most flexible material is graphene
tom and jerry: tom and jerry squared

by SHINOBI EXE March 22, 2020

Chills

NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

CHILLS: number 15
ME: burger king foot lettuce
CHILLS: Robert the doll
ME: FUCK!

by SHINOBI EXE March 17, 2020

elliot handler

The guy who invented Hot wheels remember those toy cars you used to play with as a kid

guy: Hey dude remember Hot wheels
friend: yeah those old toy cars
guy: the guy who invented it (Elliot handler) his wife invented barbie (Ruth handler)
friend: really that's cool

by SHINOBI EXE March 17, 2020

OOF!

the term used when someone gets badly roasted on the internet.

a girl in court called a pedos dick small the pedo started crying

me: OOF! I just witness a murder

by SHINOBI EXE March 23, 2020

gondwe

pussio

gondwe is a pussio

by SHINOBI EXE February 15, 2022

gondwe

pussio

gondwe is a pussio

by SHINOBI EXE February 20, 2022

is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020