Chills

NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE

CHILLS: number 15
ME: burger king foot lettuce
CHILLS: Robert the doll
ME: FUCK!

by SHINOBI EXE March 17, 2020

Im gay

that one thing Eminem said in that one movie

Eminem: The reason I have homophobic lyrics in my song is because im gay

by SHINOBI EXE March 17, 2020

is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

OOF!

the term used when someone gets badly roasted on the internet.

a girl in court called a pedos dick small the pedo started crying

me: OOF! I just witness a murder

by SHINOBI EXE March 23, 2020

jobbythehong

that one Asian retard that reviews action figures and has a sexual attraction to them

some guy: hey dude you watch jobbythehong
other guy: SWIVEL HERE

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

The link

rick roll

hey look a lin...
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
me: pull the trigger and my misery
the link in a cinema near you
wait we cant show it because of covid 19 shit!

by SHINOBI EXE March 18, 2020

elliot handler

The guy who invented Hot wheels remember those toy cars you used to play with as a kid

guy: Hey dude remember Hot wheels
friend: yeah those old toy cars
guy: the guy who invented it (Elliot handler) his wife invented barbie (Ruth handler)
friend: really that's cool

by SHINOBI EXE March 17, 2020