clotches

A common misspelling of "clothes."

you should see all the new clotches I got. - girl

what the fuck are you talking about, whore? - guy

by Scooter September 08, 2006

WWEGSB

A place where just reading one of Scooter's posts will make you think of how sexy he is and cream your pants.

OMG! It's teh Scooter! Let's flame him because that's cool!

by Scooter October 16, 2003

fart and run

To fart in the general vicinity of another person and take off before the smell takes effect.

Guy 1: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Guy 2: No. I just got hit with a fart and run.

by Scooter November 26, 2007

equilibriate

make equal, equalize

the gas will equilibriate in temperature with the pipe wall

by scOOter November 19, 2012

Snuffalupagus

1) Hairy animal featured on the childrens show Sesame street.

2) Hairy animal featured in multiple pornos.

Snuffalupagus is swinging his hairy trunk around.

Look at the size of that Snuffalupagus

by Scooter March 29, 2004

uber-geek

the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language

After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.

by Scooter June 27, 2003

magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014