SCOOTER's definitions

pooner

A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

by Scooter October 15, 2004

uber-geek

the ultimate computer nerd, usually programmers or anyone assoicated with the computer industry that prefers to speaks in code or uses acronyms instead of their given language

After the meeting, the uber-geek confused the board members so much that three of them committed suicide soon thereafter.

by Scooter June 26, 2003

Fuckstorm

The state of mind in which a person worries so much about whether a member of the opposite likes/loves them, that the simplest of tasks become too difficult to perform.

Friend: What the hell is your problem, Jill?!?! You just put your cat in the microwave and put those frozen burritos outside!!!!!

Jill: No fucking way, I'm such an idiot! I've just been wondering why Chuck hasn't called me. Does he really like me or is he trying to get into my pants?

Friend: Damn, you got a bad Fuckstorm rollin' through your head. Um, are you going to let your pussy out of the microwave?

by SCOOTER January 20, 2013

y helo thar

Stands for "Why Hello There." It is then followed up by the word "buttsecks" which is Internet slang for "anal sex."

It is greatly used on the WWEGSB.

New girl: Hello, I'm new to the WWEGSB. I'm a girl!

Random noob boys: y helo thar buttsecks

by Scooter June 6, 2004

bigz

goodbye

aka Biggie

I'll talk to you later, bigz

by Scooter April 22, 2003

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, originating in the S.E of England

What in bit-david's name are you doing?

It's a parabola, bit-david

by Scooter March 20, 2005

nope

The best response to anyone who is trying to argue with you or debate you.

The ultimate comeback; unbeatable.

Dude, this song is horrible. - Shane
Nope. - Scott

by Scooter May 30, 2006