frank hydrant

A cartoon character popularized in a short series in 1968. The main character FRANK HYDRANT is based on a popular fire hydrant used in the southern California. It had 4 hose capability at over 10k/gpm. A real workhorse, ask any fireman!!!.

FRANK HYDRANT ORIGINAL ART IS WORTH A FORTUNE!!

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

mormon bang

WHEN YOU LURE UNSUSPECTING MORMON GIRLS BANGING ON YOUR DOOR INTO YOUR HOME AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS.

WOW, I HEARD IT WAS A MORMON BANG OVER THERE WHERE THE POLICE CARS ARE

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

buttsponge

A GAY ASS FAGGOT WHO TAKES DICK UP HIS ASS

THAT BUTTSPONGE HAS SUCKED COCK IN EVERY BAR BETWEEN HERE AND SOHO

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 04, 2017

ben balloon

BEN BALLOON WAS THE SIDEKICK OF POPULAR 1960'S CARTOON CHARACTER FRANK HYDRANT. BALLOON WAS DRAWN AS A BASTARDIZED DEPICTION OF A HOT AIR BALLOON OF THE TIME. A TIMELESS CLASSIC IN THE ANNALS OF COMICS.

"HEY!!! I'M BEN BALLOON" SAID BEN BALLOON TO HIS MENTOR FRANK HYDRANT, WHO HAD 4 HOSE HOOKUPS AND THE FIREMEN LOVED HIM.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017

LOCOMOTIVE BREATH

YOUR BREATH AFTER PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A FEMALE WHO HAS JUST PULLED A TRAIN OF MEN. THE FOUL ODOR IS CAUSED BY THE SEMEN AND SWEAT LEFT ON OR AROUND THE VAGINA BY SUCH AN ACT.

MAN!! BRO!! DUDE!! YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE EATEN THAT BITCHES PUSSY AFTER SHE PULLED THAT TRAIN FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS, YOU GOT THE LOCOMOTIVE BREATH BAD!!!!

by SATAN'S INFIDEL September 28, 2018

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 04, 2017

Butt Spud

A SHORT BLACK GAY MAN WHO GIVES UP HIS ASS FOR ANY COLOR COCK

NIGGAS A BUTT SPUD, STAY AWAY FROM THAT SHIT

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 04, 2017