Lanky Kong

The coolest Kong
Lanky is canonically dead according to the Donkey Kong country manga

He has no style, he’s really cool, this Kong is gonna watch you Juul - Lanky Kong is always watching

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 06, 2020

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong

Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 06, 2020

Ryan Bailey

The best MAN of all time

RYAN BAILEY!!!!

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 06, 2020