SAM's definitions

Chavs

the word chav come from the abrevation

C.H.A.V = Council House Associated Virmin

oh my what a chav over there outside mc donalds drinking white lightening.

chav quotes "mayte" "giz a tab" "you got 30p fo phorne mayte"

by sam January 29, 2005

faggarette

faggarette, a posh cigarette
a cigarette smoked by royalty

i saw prince harry smoking a fagarrette!

by sam June 23, 2004

She isn't real/ He isn't real

Someone who you think about but you will never b able to get with. Someone who you want so badly, but doesnt want you back or u two just can't get together.

He/She isnt real dude, stop dreaming!!

by Sam May 13, 2005

ogre

someone who unintentionally walks through walls and other things
ie: Elan

Dude 1: Dude, Elan just walked through the wall!
Dude 2: I know hes such an ogre

by sam November 23, 2003

captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 2, 2006

gibsoned

To be taken to task for promoting unrelenting gore-porn as a kind of artistic or spiritual statement.

After viewing "The Passion of the Christ," the uncritical mass of blind sheep were properly gibsoned.

by sam March 11, 2004

lozsuckscock

loz likes to suck boy's cocks

loz sucks cock

by Sam January 5, 2004