Scottish Christmas

When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.
She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas
by S.E.X. Ed November 16, 2011
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