3 definitions by Ryan Harline
Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue
Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.
by Ryan Harline October 13, 2007
Man, I've been eating salami today and I've given her about 3 Coaches tonight. Her wallet is gonna smell somethin' fierce.
by Ryan Harline October 13, 2007
When one of your friends gets loaded, you pull down his pants in back and lay a hotdog in his buttcrack. It is usually garnished with ketchup and mustard.
When Steve passes out, we're totally going to ballpark frank him. When he wakes up, he is gonna be PISSED.
by Ryan Harline October 13, 2007