Definitions by Ryan Cash

Carpet Surfing 

carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows

joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"

eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"

Carpet Surfing by Ryan Cash March 18, 2008

Assident 

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

Assident by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

MSN-Jail 

when you are trying to leave your computer but you can't get off MSN Messenger because one of your friends (or a hot chick) is talking to you, and it is entertaining/worth your while to keep talking.

"I was late catching my bus home from work today because some of my buddies trapped me in MSN-Jail"

"I missed out on an office lunch today because some bitch trapped me in MSN-Jail...goddamnit..."

MSN-Jail by Ryan Cash December 9, 2007