Any form of cheap and/or plastic jewelry; refashioned or re-appropriated items worn as jewelry or accessories.
by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008
Canadian for "out."
Bob:(digging in the cooler) "Hey Doug, we're oot of beer, eh?"
Doug: "Well, one of us is going to have to go oot an get more."
Doug: "Well, one of us is going to have to go oot an get more."
by Ryan Alexander Diduck March 25, 2009
by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 03, 2009
verb. To correct improper grammar, pronunciation and/or punctuation. A reference to William Safire, lexicologist for the New York Times Magazine.
Herb: How is term paper-grading coming along in your class this semester?
Craig: Dude, I had to Safire so many semicolons, it was atrocious.
Janet: And I was all: "Are you for real?" And he was like: "Totally."
Crissy: Don't you mean; "I asked: 'are you for real?', and he replied: 'totally'"?
Janet: Actually, it is functionally correct to use "all" and "like" in the quotative, especially when engaged in colloquial conversation.
Crissy: Well I'll be Safired.
Craig: Dude, I had to Safire so many semicolons, it was atrocious.
Janet: And I was all: "Are you for real?" And he was like: "Totally."
Crissy: Don't you mean; "I asked: 'are you for real?', and he replied: 'totally'"?
Janet: Actually, it is functionally correct to use "all" and "like" in the quotative, especially when engaged in colloquial conversation.
Crissy: Well I'll be Safired.
by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008
by Ryan Alexander Diduck October 21, 2008