small penis

a short man with hardly a cock.

Jerry: "Man! Nick you have got one SMALL PENIS!"
Nick: "I thought 1.5 inches was long?!"

by Ryan May 22, 2003

duche bag

Historically known as an insturment of cleanliness bestowed upon a dirrty peice of female genitalia, modernly considered a large scale insult bestowed upon the kind of person that would rather eat shit than do something with meaning

Byron would not agree to video tape his sister getting into the shower in the morning even though the rest of his friends thought she was hot; he is a duche bag

by Ryan December 11, 2003

guaving

(gwa-ving) - v. to guave - the act of two or more individuals of the female persuasion abrading their labia majoras together with stimulation resulting from the thrusting of the hips; usually done for sexual gratification.

holy shit, my nizzel, did you see those two beotches guaving? i have a serious boner from that guave-sesh.

by Ryan November 23, 2003

Snickel

Its the mist, spray, or splatter that splashes from the toilet water when you are peeing. The greater the force of your pee the more snickel you get.

My girlfriend pees so hard it snickels all over here butt.

by Ryan April 30, 2004

Vumpler

A word you can use anywhere.

A seller of vumps.

Get that vumpler out of here! He's trying to sell vumps!

Mothervumpler

Shawshank Revumpler

by Ryan April 29, 2003

Waz 2 da Qaz

The supreme definition of cool. A short guy that can perform very heroic feats such as suck his own penis. I have seen it before, i have it on videotape, i have masturbated to the video. He can also orgasm for hours. I have that also on video tape.

Hey look at that hot guy, doesnt he remind u of a Waz 2 da Qaz, come on lets take off our pants and masturbate to that guy

by Ryan August 21, 2003

re-re

Smart people who act dumb, retarded, mental, or just plain idiotic.

example 1:People who have too much free time and spend it typing in dictionary definitions
example 2: I am a re-re for putting in this definition.
example 3: Webster is a re-re, and anyone who has actually read an entire dictionary. Are you really going to use all of those words in your lifetime? I don't think so!!!!
example 4: You for reading this, meaning you dont have a life!

by Ryan June 11, 2004