Blood Shortage

A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.

Dude, she was hot, I had Blood Shortage...and now I'm on Valtrex.

by RustyT December 17, 2004

Bufaggle

An unexplained substance.

"What's on my shoes, I think I stepped on something."
"Looks like bufaggle to me."

by RustyT April 01, 2004