Definitions by Rusty Salmon

Aaron Downing

Being the handsomest son of a bitch on any northbound means of transportation.

Renaldo: There's some handsome mother fuckers on this train but he is by far the Aaron Downing of the bunch!

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Counting on someone to do a good job only to be continuously disappointed time and time again by varying levels of complete and utter nonsense.

Sally: Carl got Antonio Brown'd in this year's fantasy draft.
Edmond: How so?
Sally: By drafting Antonio Brown.