Definitions by Rusty Fury

Flaccid Beat 

To masturbate aggressively with a flaccid penis.

Nick : I wanked so much yesterday, in the end, I was just flaccid beating. I battered it silly.

Flaccid Beat by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013

Thaining 

To cover ones naked self in baby oil and then consume high volumes of drugs and angrily masturbate to shocked on-lookers over omegle or chat roulette.

Thaining, or Thainers, use the shock of each omegle/chat roullete viewer to "get off".

Peter : My wife wants a divorce.

James : That's not good man. What happened?

Peter : She walked in on me thaining.

Thaining by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013