Russell Clark's definitions

chunky dunking

Skinny dipping for the corpulent. Fat-assed exhibitionism.

That BBW wanted to go chunky dunking in the hot tub with me. I told her I would, but that I was afraid we'd have to take turns!

by Russell Clark May 30, 2006

extremiocrity

The characteristic of possessing talents, abilities and knowledge distributed so as to be exceptional in some areas, poor in others and mediocre in none.

George was the least well-rounded person you could imagine - a real study in extremiocrity!

by Russell Clark May 14, 2006

hedgling

A naive though usually amiable person who always tailors his or her opinions, tastes or behavior to suit the prevailing social group of the moment. A person whose social tendencies range from chameleon-like approval seeker to unwittingly disingenous. A person with a weak or poorly defined sense of self.

The youngest of the mayorial candidates was a real hedgling, seeming not to realize he had changed his stand on the issues after each interview.

by Russell Clark May 14, 2006

dumcumpster

A man who only has sex with cumdumpsters, usually out of necessity rather than prefernce.

Benny is a real dumcumpster who wouldn't get laid if it weren't for the drunken pursuit of buddies' discarded bobags.

by Russell Clark May 14, 2006

allegendly

According to a legendary retelling (of doubtful origin). As alleged in a likely heavily embellished story.

During the battle of Iwo Jima, his grandfather allegendly charged two enemy machine gun nests and single-handedly destroyed them using his flame-thrower.

by Russell Clark December 18, 2005

gerbaling

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.

The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.

by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

Dimbulbian

An inhabitant or native of Dimbulbia.

In the land of Dimbulbia, intellectual illumination is ever in short supply.

by Russell Clark November 2, 2003