Definitions by Rule Britannia

hummer 

British / Scottish

An unpleasant or undesirable female, coming from the verb 'to hum' - to emit an unpleasant odour

"Lizzie Johnstone is a pure hummer, so she is"

hummer by Rule Britannia March 27, 2003

chubber 

Scotland/Northern Ireland, UK

A moderately overweight individual

"Ian's been down the chippy one time too many this week - any mair of it and he'll become a total chubber."

chubber by Rule Britannia March 27, 2003