Definitions by Rufus Vegas

Habiosexual

A pejorative term used for people that unironically participate in straight pride activities.

The straight pride event was very small, but the participants became very agitated when called habiosexual

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The act of hitting something or someone with a comedic implement, such as an inflatable hammer.

I'm going to ponk that dog if it keeps barking.

I ponked Ian when he wasn't looking.

Ponk by Rufus Vegas May 24, 2025

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