Definitions by Ruff dogg
Scandinavian Soft serve
A Scandinavian Soft serve is a sex act that can only be performed by two men. The first man, the receiver, lays on a bed or table top with his knees to his chest. The second man, the giver, then proceeds to have make love to the receivers anus untill ejaculation has been achieved and the giver has developed an aggressive erection.
The giver them removes his penis from the receivers anus and holds an ice-cream cone under it. Whilst semen is running into the cone he then grasps the receivers erect penis and pulls it in a downward motion similar to that of a Soft serve machine
The giver them removes his penis from the receivers anus and holds an ice-cream cone under it. Whilst semen is running into the cone he then grasps the receivers erect penis and pulls it in a downward motion similar to that of a Soft serve machine
I picked up this dude at the Blue Oyster bar on the weekend and he gave me the best Scandinavian Soft serve I have ever had.
Scandinavian Soft serve by Ruff dogg September 26, 2026
French bazooka
A French bazooka is the act of taking a French bread stick, cutting both ends off and inserting it into the anus of a willing participant that is suffering from diarrhoea, the participant then proceeds to then deficate in an explosive manner shooting excrement out of the bread stick.
Ahh man, I hooked up with this chick last night and she gave me the best French bazooka I've ever had.
French bazooka by Ruff dogg October 26, 2020