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Rudy Hobbes Calvin's definitions

ear bud

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.
"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021
mugGet the ear budmug.

hairsh

Harsh, but worse, by anywhere from a half to a full level.
"That chick he was sucking face with on the dance floor at 2 AM? Hairsh!"
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 29, 2021
mugGet the hairshmug.

cho!

An expression of surprise. Negative in nature the majority of the time, but can be positive in some instances.
"Cho! Who set off a fire extinguisher in the guest room?"
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 30, 2021
mugGet the cho!mug.

oouge

An expression of wincing surprise, negative in nature.
"Troy got busted shoplifting a Slim Jim from Uni Mart about and hour ago. His ass is in the back of a police car now"
"Oouge..."
"Ditto that."
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 30, 2021
mugGet the oougemug.

Menk

A patronizing name used to get under a person's skin. Akin to Tony Montana's "meng" from "Scarface", which can also be interpreted as "man". Used along the same lines as the more familiar "champ", "chief", "ace", and "sport".
"Want a bite, menk?"

"No! And stop calling me menk!"
"Whatever you say, menk!"
by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 26, 2021
mugGet the Menkmug.

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