ear bud

How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.

"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021

deef

To wreck, to destroy property. More than likely intentional, but sometimes as collateral damage.

"I leave for the weekend, and you just totally deefed my room? Uncool!"

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 30, 2021

uncool

A condemnation of a dick move or other mild to moderate atrocity. Used as an adjective.

"Yoooo! Taking a dump in the Den? Uncool!"

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 29, 2021

cho!

An expression of surprise. Negative in nature the majority of the time, but can be positive in some instances.

"Cho! Who set off a fire extinguisher in the guest room?"

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 30, 2021

Foxynot

An ugly creature that some fool thinks is cute.

"Did you see Schimmel's new baby? Sooo cute!"

"Dude. Foxynot!"

by Rudy Hobbes Calvin June 11, 2021