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Definitions by Rudy Hobbes Calvin

A patronizing name used to get under a person's skin. Akin to Tony Montana's "meng" from "Scarface", which can also be interpreted as "man". Used along the same lines as the more familiar "champ", "chief", "ace", and "sport".
"Want a bite, menk?"

"No! And stop calling me menk!"
"Whatever you say, menk!"
Menk by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 26, 2021
An annoying female who may be kind of short and stout, who doesn't have much bend in her knees when she takes a step. The walk is almost a bit of a waddle, almost like a penguin with a rope around it's ankles. Rink ronk is the noise that is made when they waddle toward you, "rink-ronk-rink-ronk".
"My blind date was actually the rink ronk Human Resources director from the job I just left!"
A socially awkward, typically college aged male who doesn't fit into a particular peer group, except with other zools.
Zools play poker in their parent's basement and split 2 beers between 4-6 guys and get drunk from this. This is likely happening when events like Homecoming or the prom are going on. Zools also are generally smarter than their peers, and when they become successful in their career or financially, they turn into douchebags. But deep inside, they're always a zool.
"Remember that zool from the dining hall who had the Eddie Money T-shirt and a Pac Man bookbag? He's ben retired since 45 and lives in Boca now."
Zool by Rudy Hobbes Calvin May 19, 2021
How you describe your friend from BrazilianJu Jitsu or the wrestling team with cauliflower ear so bad no one says anything about it. The description is usually for your friends who don't train but are grossed out by his deformed ears that look like pierogies stuck on the side of his head. This way they know exactly who you are talking about.
"I was out with my ear bud at the bar, and there were no takers. I have to pick a better wingman next time."
ear bud by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021
Buxie:

A Bucks County, Pennsylvania mom, typically from Doylestown or Buckingham. She has smart, special kids who are also athletes. She is usually blonde, and most likely has had some cosmetic work done. She has used a personal trainer in the past, but her hectic schedule doesn't allow time for it now.
"Some Buxie scowled at me when I took my mask off right before I walked out of Starbuck's"
Buxie by Rudy Hobbes Calvin March 26, 2021