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Definitions by Ruby Slippers

screwboo 

screwboo - any injury a person can get from rough or playful sex.
Geez, did you see the wicked screwboo on her knees? I don't think I'd wear shorts after getting a carpet burn like that. Next time she has sex on the carpet, she needs to wear knee pads!
screwboo by Ruby Slippers March 16, 2010

brain bruiser 

1. a teacher, tutor, instructor or anyone who bestows knowledge upon anyone

2. the act of learning something considered difficult, gaining knowledge or wisdom the hard way
1. On the first day of school, my parents sent my siblings and I into the caring tutelage of a new brain bruiser.

2. Learning quantum physics was a real brain bruiser!
brain bruiser by Ruby Slippers February 26, 2010

emotional flatliner 

a person who has experienced emotional bankruptcy and never recovers from it

a person with untreatable depression caused by severe and/or repeated emotional trauma
It's been two years since they broke up. When I ran into him the other day, it was like the break-up had just happened. That dude is an emotional flatliner!
emotional flatliner by Ruby Slippers February 19, 2010

yoyo inspector 

a psychologist, psychiatrist, psychiatric social worker or anyone employed in the mental health field who counsels anyone with a psychiatric diagnosis or emotional problem.
According to my yoyo inspector, diabetes and chronic pain can cause depression.
yoyo inspector by Ruby Slippers February 18, 2010