Definitions by RoyalTease

Jagaloon

A mysterious proto human that has done so many butt drugs that there sphincter muscles have deteriorated and it leaks out a trail wherever they go. Common environmental markers have given it a specific ecosystem where it dwells, it's found all over North America and has a sophisticated den, it knows jujitsu and is a worthy opponent to anyone looking for a memorable hunting expedition.

The jagaloon bounty is up this month, I think I smell a good Christmas coming up.

Jagaloon by Royaltease February 5, 2025

MultiTexting 

The act of having several threads of texts to several different people at the same time.

Person one: "Dude, your phone is blowing up, whats going on?"
Person two: "I've decided its time to settle down, so I'm MultiTexting every girl in my phone book."

MultiTexting by RoyalTease October 14, 2011