Royal Cunninglinguist Society's definitions

Whood

An neighbourhood that is typically clean, crime free and has high property values but whose Yuppie (aka Caucasian)inhabitants claim is tough in order to gain street-cred with their peers.

"Charles says High Park isn't safe anymore but we know its still The Whood"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Brazil Nuts

The male equivalent of the Brazilian wax stemming from the growing number of Metrosexuals seeking smooth, egg-like testicles.

"The wife loves a good tea-bagging now that I had the old Brazil Nuts done."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 2, 2009

Peach Gobbler

Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.

"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009