Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Royal Cunninglinguist Society

Bee Gee Boogie

A fetish-based sexual act whereupon a female straddles the abundant chest-hair of her partner and brings herself to climax.

"Danielle makes me wear gold, tight silk pants while doing the Bee Gee Boogie on me. Is that weird?"

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The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.

"She only smokes menthols when giving me a tugboat."

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The attempt to seduce a woman while she is on her period.

"Danielle's on the rag but i'm really horny. I'm gonna try to Flomance her with some chocolates."

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