24 definitions by Royal Cunninglinguist Society
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009
The act of pulling your partner's penis firmly forward while smoking a cigarette and blowing smokerings skyward.
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 29, 2009
A gentleman with an overabundance of pubic hair so voluminous that it can be styled into 80's New Wave hairstyles.
"I'm gonna dump Pete. I saw him naked and the hairy bastard has A Cock Of Seagulls! I ran, i ran so far away - just to get away."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009
An extraordinarily difficult sex act which takes place in a movie theatre. The male must purchase a large buttered popcorn, and without his date knowing, rip a hole in the bottom of the bag and insert his penis. During the course of the film, his date will eventually reach in for a handful of kernals and instead be met with his buttery member.
"I took Danielle to see Ghostbusters and got her a Jumbo Popcorn. Let's just say there was a lot of butter by time the credits rolled."
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009
Similar to the well known Booty Call, this is the last-chance, most desperate of phone calls when one is seeking sexual intercourse from a guaranteed partner, most often one of loose morals.
"Every other chick was busy so I had to slum it and ring the whorebell. One bottle of Pink Champ-Ale and an hour later, Kristin was doin' the do!"
by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 4, 2009