Opportune sexual interaction with gay friend's fag hag mate(s). Can be based on misconception that having gay friends is a sign of sensitivity.
Q: How was last night, mate?
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.
A Burberry-sporting chauvinist.
Keanu: Here y'are, are Kylie, get yer lardy arse in t'kitchen and mek us some moor deep fried oven chips!
Kylie: Keanu, you are such a chavinist pig.