Rowena Davis's definitions

catupuncture

the kneading action of a cat with its paws, while sitting on a human, resulting in tiny claw pricks in the skin, similar to acupuncture. Usually performed on the chest or breast of the human, while the human is petting the cat.

I know when my cat, McGee, is content because he starts purring and performing catupuncture on me. This does not make me content!

by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

dogstacles

dogs that become obstacles, impeding your movement through a room, building or other location.

I would have arrived more quickly but there were many dogstacles blocking my path.

by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008