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Definitions by RotNWang

smurf-cock 

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it
I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!
smurf-cock by RotNWang December 1, 2003

butt cherry 

1) The concept of anal virginity
2) That which is possessed by those who have never had their rectum penetrated, but not by those who have
3) The most prized possession of any heterosexual male
1) She left her butt cherry at my house

2) When the spring broke through the cushion seat, I thought for a moment I had lost my butt cherry

3) As soon as he got back from the Navy, we asked him if he still had his butt cherry
butt cherry by RotNWang December 1, 2003