by Rossum Oppossum December 13, 2017

My baby mama is watching our kid tonight, then after work ima get him a happy meal and pick him up from her house, take him home for the weekend.
by Rossum Oppossum May 11, 2017

Me and my lady friend walked to the store, but instead of holding hands, we drank beer and tried to push eachother into cars driving by.
by Rossum Oppossum May 11, 2017
