I am the senate

This phrase is what you say when an armed religious group storms into your office demanding to impeach you, or worse. If said group trys to persuade the senate to decide your fate, you boldy say “i am the senate”
Mace windu: the senate will decide your fate
Chancellor palpatine: i am the senate
by Ronald k chump September 19, 2018
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Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead
Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage
by Ronald k chump August 07, 2018
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Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.
You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*
by Ronald k chump June 03, 2021
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