Definitions by Ronald Schlongford

Blondage

Blondage is the process of tricking a blonde female into having bondage sex.

"Sorry I'm late, I had some great blondage sex last night"

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An abbreviation for the term 'Dad get off,' referencing an abusive father but often used to express when someone is being overly controlling.

Bill- 'Come on Lindsey, we should be heading home now'
Lindsey- 'OMG DGO you're so pushy'

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