Definitions by Ronald Mexico
Hick Chimp
A hick with poor motor skills and no social skills. Hick chimps can often times be seen sporting crew cuts, flat tops, or mullets. It is not uncommon for hick chimps to have hot sisters that bang entire football teams.
Look at that hick chimp watching Nascar while his sister gets butt fucked by that faceless football player.
Hick Chimp by Ronald Mexico November 14, 2006
Fourth and Novak
Equivalent to saying fourth and inches at a football game. Is used by football fans to describe the situation where the football is just the length of a tiny penis away froma first down.
Fourth and Novak by Ronald Mexico November 12, 2006
faco
Decribes a fat man who wears high end clothing that comes in very large sizes. Derived from the department store Faconable which sells extremely large shirts with the text "Faco" on the front.
faco by Ronald Mexico November 12, 2006