Definitions by Ronald Jones

kablam 

The final thrust before achieving the ultimate orgamism, while clenching your but muscles for maximum spray.

Pam came over and "kablam"! Clean yourself up girl.

kablam by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003

the mess express 

When ejaculation is held in for the maximum release of week old cum into the belly of your child.

Alice came home from kindergarden and recieved the mess express.

the mess express by Ronald Jones July 12, 2003