Ron Palmer's definitions

wabash

a large, disorderly fight, similar to old-style gang fights of the mid-19th century.

If we don't get this crowd under control, we'll have a good old fashioned wabash on our hands.

by Ron Palmer June 19, 2008

forhetz

(verb) to get rid of an item and replace it with a newer or better version.

This has been popular on a handfull of message boards, and is beleived to be named after Ethan Forhetz of Illinois, who claims to have been the first person to get rid of a land-line phone and only use a cellular phone.

"I am going to forhetz this old cell phone, and get one that takes pictures."

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

Barbara Feldon

(n) In Poker, a pair of nines

This is named after Barbara Feldon's character on the TV show "Get Smart." She was known only as "Ninty-Nine."

You've got a pair of eights, but I've got Barbara Feldon!

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005