forhetz

(verb) to get rid of an item and replace it with a newer or better version.

This has been popular on a handfull of message boards, and is beleived to be named after Ethan Forhetz of Illinois, who claims to have been the first person to get rid of a land-line phone and only use a cellular phone.

"I am going to forhetz this old cell phone, and get one that takes pictures."

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

wabash

a large, disorderly fight, similar to old-style gang fights of the mid-19th century.

If we don't get this crowd under control, we'll have a good old fashioned wabash on our hands.

by Ron Palmer June 19, 2008

UFI

(proper noun) The University of Iowa (Iowa City).

More accurately, The University of Freakin' Iowa.

This stems from Iowa men's basketball coach Steve Alford saying "You're from Freakin' Iowa" when stunned that a local reporter would ask him if he's interested in the Indiana basketball job.

My grades are so bad, I couldn't even get into UFI.

by Ron Palmer March 26, 2005