Romulus Augustulus's definitions

asspiece

A plastic device used for navigating snow and icy terrain with great alacrity. It's kind of like the ghetto equivalent of a sled. Essentially it's a piece of plastic someone's ass goes on. Hence, it's an ass piece.

I broke my sled because I got distracted by a pair of frogs having sex by the lake. Now I am force to buy an asspiece instead due to my limited budget.

With all this ice one could easily slip. For this reason I navigate the hellish polar landscape upon my trusty asspiece.

by Romulus Augustulus January 13, 2019

boobing around

Behavior exhibited by an individual possessing breasts wherein said individual demonstrates the fact that they have breasts through a combination of clothing, body language and speech.

I bought a button-less jacket because I enjoy boobing around on a daily basis.
Anne-Catherine got some new breast implants. I guess she couldn't resist boobing around.

by Romulus Augustulus October 26, 2019