by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung August 11, 2025
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Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home. Was exorbitantly expensive due to the higher than normal engineering standards and tolerances in many of the components inside the appliance, many of which were manufactured using expensive processes like CNC machining and such. Basically a $400 overengineered contraption that squeezed DRM-locked juice packs which cost $40 a week for new ones to be delivered to your home. Was ridiculed to death. Also it was discovered you could squeeze the juice out of the packs faster by hand than the machine could which no doubt defeated the DRM. If someone on eBay is selling a juicero machine, hit me up as I wanna explore it further and maybe install a custom firmware and do other nerdy stuff with it.
Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home. Was exorbitantly expensive due to the higher than normal engineering standards and tolerances in many of the components inside the appliance, many of which were manufactured using expensive processes like CNC machining and such. Basically a $400 overengineered contraption that squeezed DRM-locked juice packs which cost $40 a week for new ones to be delivered to your home. Was ridiculed to death. Also it was discovered you could squeeze the juice out of the packs faster by hand than the machine could which no doubt defeated the DRM. If someone on eBay is selling a juicero machine, hit me up as I wanna explore it further and maybe install a custom firmware and do other nerdy stuff with it.
Kevin: Hey remember back a while ago we had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung July 31, 2025
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by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung July 18, 2025
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Despite all the rules of the Geneva convention transition year broke, it was still somehow less of a war crime than bray school project which will forever be the ultimate war crime and Geneva convention rule-breaker. Maybe ty is better now. Wouldn’t bet on it though.
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung July 20, 2025
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the nothing headphones (1) are better than the AirPods Max, sony wh 1000 xm6s and whatever other flagship Bluetooth headphones that are around.
by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung August 29, 2025
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by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung August 14, 2025
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