Starbucks

A Posh, upscale, trendy, pretentious coffee shop franchaise hell-bent on putting their more sincere competitors (like Dunkin' Donuts) out of business with their "designer" coffee and latte blends that are merely an ultra-sweetened and enriched concoction of Maxwell House, liquid shit and rat semen. They are mostly frequented by snotty, cardigan-wearing yuppie cocksuckers, corporate scumbags in three-piece suits and working class drones who think paying $4.00 for a cup of coffee makes them more successful and important.

FIREMAN: Oh, sir...sir! The World Trade Center has just collapsed and many survivors need help! Do you have any water you can spare?
STARBUCKS VENDOR: Sure. I have some bottled water over here you can have... for 300 bucks a bottle! Heh heh heh!
FIREMAN: You heartless slug... fuck you!

by Rollo & Biff October 30, 2006

Snorelet

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.

It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.

by Rollo & Biff January 07, 2008