Bear Season

The urge to go to bed at 7PM when it gets dark very early in the northern hemisphere.

"Wanna go get a beer?"
"Can't: Bear Season."

"I fell asleep at six and was wide awake by 3 AM"
"yeah man, that's Bear Season for you"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Barf Rocks

Large crystals of MDMA.

We bangin barf rocks all night!

by Rolandofgilead August 27, 2025

Carnal Oboe

An oversized skin flute, requiring exceptional embouchure to navigate its exceptionally stiff reed and penetrating sound.

Hark, what lilting gag waft from that bathroom stall? Serenade hither mine carnal oboe!

by Rolandofgilead February 16, 2025