RogueSun's definitions

Control-Slop

To mindlessly and/or carelessly copy and paste important information from one report to another without making sure that the information is actually relevant to where it's being put, or in the case of spreadsheets or other financials, not bothering to ensure that the totals continue to match or balance.

A clerk is being reprimanded in his manager's office:

Boss: You're going to have to pay closer attention to how you update our reports.

Employee: What are you talking about?

Boss: This. It's like you were someplace else when you did this control-slop and pasted last week's data into this week's report and never bothered to check it.

by RogueSun October 22, 2006

Ice-Agedly

Change that happens slower than a snail's pace. Things that take so long to happen that a person could be born, grow up, get old, and die before anything happens.

"What? You haven't heard back about your interview yet? Geez. That office moves ice-agedly slow.

by RogueSun February 6, 2006

Googler

An evil gnomish/leprechaun-looking creature wearing blue, red, yellow and green that sneaks in and steals your pagerank.

Me: So how goes the blog biz?
Victim: Man the damn Googler got at my pagerank. I was a PR4. Now I'm a big fat ZERO.

by RogueSun March 19, 2008

nucular

A respelling of the word nuclear for those who don't particularly care if they get it right.

"Saddam had a nucular weapons program"
A rough paraphrase of President George W. Bush's scare us speeches.

by RogueSun October 11, 2004

bully lawsuit

A company endures a bully lawsuit when it keeps someone on for fear, real or imagined, that they will take the company to court if let go.

An underperforming minority employee is kept on, even though their file requires its own file cabinet, because the employer fears they will play the race card.

by RogueSun March 22, 2005