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Definitions by RogueSun

Control-Slop 

To mindlessly and/or carelessly copy and paste important information from one report to another without making sure that the information is actually relevant to where it's being put, or in the case of spreadsheets or other financials, not bothering to ensure that the totals continue to match or balance.
A clerk is being reprimanded in his manager's office:

Boss: You're going to have to pay closer attention to how you update our reports.

Employee: What are you talking about?

Boss: This. It's like you were someplace else when you did this control-slop and pasted last week's data into this week's report and never bothered to check it.
Control-Slop by RogueSun October 22, 2006

Phone Grope 

Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.

What?

Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
Phone Grope by RogueSun June 1, 2006
Word of the Day on November 10, 2007

Ice-Agedly 

Change that happens slower than a snail's pace. Things that take so long to happen that a person could be born, grow up, get old, and die before anything happens.
"What? You haven't heard back about your interview yet? Geez. That office moves ice-agedly slow.
Ice-Agedly by RogueSun February 6, 2006

bully lawsuit 

A company endures a bully lawsuit when it keeps someone on for fear, real or imagined, that they will take the company to court if let go.
An underperforming minority employee is kept on, even though their file requires its own file cabinet, because the employer fears they will play the race card.
bully lawsuit by RogueSun March 22, 2005
A respelling of the word nuclear for those who don't particularly care if they get it right.
"Saddam had a nucular weapons program"
A rough paraphrase of President George W. Bush's scare us speeches.
nucular by RogueSun October 11, 2004