Roger McChicken Smodger's definitions

ballsack

v. To organize a group of conspirators to mercilessly comment "ballsack" several times each on a predetermined Facebook status update; generally, ballsacking involves each conspirator liking every comment, including their own.

"Hey, are we ballsacking tonight? Katelyn's got an annoying status that's just begging to get ballsacked."
"Sure. I'll gather some of my friends."

by Roger McChicken Smodger July 28, 2012

Facebook Tourette's

When someone gets so pissed off that they forget that their parents/teachers/bosses can see what they say and go on a swearing binge that usually takes place in comment threads on a wall post or status. At its worst, Facebook Tourette's dissolves into a shapeless, embarrassing deluge of profanity that lacks any semblance of grammar.

Tommy: LOL shut up jimmy
Jimmy: no tommy you shut the f@*k up you f@*king b*%@h d*%k piss s@!t d@*k f^*k
Tommy: dude you should be medicated i think u have facebook tourette's

by Roger McChicken Smodger July 21, 2011

Hitler Rule

The law that states that all persons comparing their opponents in an argument or debate to the infamous Nazi tyrant Adolf Hitler (or the Nazi party) is a tool, jerk, douche, etc. This person immediately forfeits the argument.

Person A: Dude, the dress code is so stupid. It's like it was written by Hitler.
Person B: We can't have this conversation, you started it with the Hitler Rule you tool, jerk, douche, etc.

Person A: Obamacare is so Nazi that--
Person B: Hitler Rule. You lose.

by Roger McChicken Smodger April 24, 2011

Wingman

A typically less attractive friend brought along on dates to distract the less attractive female. Wingmen sometimes know that they are wingmen, and sometimes not. When they don't, everything is more amusing.

Teresa told me she was bringing her friend Amanda on our date, but Amanda's a bitch so I brought along my rather unattractive friend Cameron as a wingman to distract her.

by Roger McChicken Smodger March 27, 2011