Mesomyopic

Showing a lack of foresight or long term planning in Mesopotamia (A geographic region in the Middle East also known as Persia or Iraq).
George W. Bush has proven to be Mesomyopic with his approach to the war, insurgency, or reconstruction in the Middle East
by Roger Halunen April 09, 2006
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Commingling of the words Conundrum & Cornucopia. A virtual unlimited problem set.
Our involment in Iraq has presented George W. Bush a conundrumacopia of possibilities and opportunities.
by Roger Halunen September 06, 2005
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Foxify

The act of taking a story, throwing out the majority of the facts, building up the sensationalism and entertainment value, then presenting it as news.
The Foxify version; A drunken Armadillo takes car for a joy ride!

The facts; A wayward Armadillo crossing the freeway is hit by a car and rolls up on the hood causing the driver to swerve off the road.
by Roger Halunen January 30, 2007
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meteorolomythst

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.
That meteorolomythst can really read a teleprompter and act in front of a green screen.
by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006
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Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.
You’re sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you’re finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations, you’ve just been audio jacked!
by Roger Halunen May 26, 2006
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Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.
You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
by Roger Halunen September 04, 2008
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Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.
You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!
by Roger Halunen September 06, 2008
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