Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 06, 2008

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen July 28, 2008

cunundrumucopia

Commingling of conundrum & cornucopia that specifically relates to having an abundance of problems or issues.

George W. Bush has found himself in a cunundrumucopia since we went into Iraq.

by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

Condrumacopia - George W. Bush

Commingling of the words Conundrum & Cornucopia. A virtual unlimited problem set.

Our involment in Iraq has presented George W. Bush a conundrumacopia of possibilities and opportunities.

by Roger Halunen September 06, 2005

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You’re sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you’re finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations, you’ve just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen May 26, 2006

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen September 04, 2008

Mesomyopic

Showing a lack of foresight or long term planning in Mesopotamia (A geographic region in the Middle East also known as Persia or Iraq).

George W. Bush has proven to be Mesomyopic with his approach to the war, insurgency, or reconstruction in the Middle East

by Roger Halunen April 09, 2006