A sentient goal-seeking being. Seeks maximization of acquisition of all goods and services (whether useful to him or not) at the least price - preferably zero. Pursuit of this goal has resulted in the unintended consequence of becoming "The most banned man in America"
The manager of the "All you can eat" buffet caught me stuffing extra food in my backpack and told me that Chucksters were not allowed.
An oversized marijuana cigarette. A big fat joint.
Dude, we're gonna get totally ripped if we smoke this elephant leg.