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Cover the cushions

When nature, by way of a chilling breeze or sudden rainfall, makes you realize your genitals are exposed.
Brrrr...I've gotta cover the cushions!
by Rod Peters November 4, 2025
mugGet the Cover the cushionsmug.

Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs

Euphemism for blowing a thickly-bearded man while warming his testicles and asshole with HotHands-brand hand warmers.
Former U.S. Congressman Ryan Costello took to social media on January 8, 2021 to express a lustful desire to Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs.
by Rod Peters January 8, 2021
mugGet the Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbsmug.

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