Definitions by Rod Peters
Cover the cushions
When nature, by way of a chilling breeze or sudden rainfall, makes you realize your genitals are exposed.
Cover the cushions by Rod Peters November 4, 2025
Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs
Euphemism for blowing a thickly-bearded man while warming his testicles and asshole with HotHands-brand hand warmers.
Former U.S. Congressman Ryan Costello took to social media on January 8, 2021 to express a lustful desire to Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs.
Smoke Fetterman in the Suburbs by Rod Peters January 8, 2021