Mandamus

A monstrous tallywacker, or penis.

The congress exercised their write of mandamus this morning forcing the president withdrawl.

by Robert the Hairy September 26, 2011

Legal Tender

The name for a young lady or man who has become of the legal age to have sex. The phrase is in reference to the tenderness of their buttocks.

Did you see that little lass, I wonder if she is legal tender?

by Robert the Hairy December 16, 2011