Definitions by Robert S

Mattressdango 

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

Mattressdango by Robert S May 13, 2006

Mandango 

An online male dating service.

I met a gay cowboy on mandango.

Sometimes you have to use the mandango to do the mattressdango.

Mandango by Robert S May 13, 2006

fluffer

While most often (and not incorrectly) refering to the person who maintains porn stars perfect errections between scenes, it is also a reference to a perfect vagina that will give the same effect, a long lasting perfect errection.

Trisha is such a fluffer I am constantly sprung just thinking about her pussy

fluffer by Robert S May 3, 2006