Mattressdango

Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.

Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.

by Robert S May 03, 2006

Mandango

An online male dating service.

I met a gay cowboy on mandango.

Sometimes you have to use the mandango to do the mattressdango.

by Robert S May 03, 2006

fluffer

While most often (and not incorrectly) refering to the person who maintains porn stars perfect errections between scenes, it is also a reference to a perfect vagina that will give the same effect, a long lasting perfect errection.

Trisha is such a fluffer I am constantly sprung just thinking about her pussy

by Robert S April 21, 2006