Robert Michael Hensel's definitions

fashion trapped

To wear things that are no longer in style.
Someone who is fashionably caught in the past.

My parents are so fashion trapped.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

adolescent adult

An adult who never grows up.
A Person who acts like a kid.
One who acts very immature for their age.
A big kid.

Sometimes my dad can act like a real adolescent adult.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Computeritis

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.

I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis

by Robert Michael Hensel April 20, 2008

A midnight hooter

A person use is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.

I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

ghost hand

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.

I'm sitting here broke with my ghost hand till pay day.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 8, 2008

Celebrity glitter

A term that best describes a Celebrities expensive jewelry.
Slang for BLING BLING.
Neck Candy.

Just look at all of that Celebrity glitter.
They must call them Stars cause of all that Celebrity glitter.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008