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Definitions by Robert Michael Hensel

The passing of a close Friend.
A Friend who has died.
Someone you are no longer Friends with.
#1. I just lost my best Friend to a drunk driver. You forever be missed my Driend!

#2. Jessica is no longer my Friend, she is now my Driend.
Driend by Robert Michael Hensel September 25, 2009

green booger 

Any person who strongly believes in global warming and the greenhouse gas theory.
To be overly environmentally conscience.
One who takes green living to a whole new level.
Al Gore.
Al Gore is considered to be the biggest green boogers of them all.

cyber ice 

When the screen of a computer freezes.
A frozen page on a computer.
Pogo has given me nothing but cyber ice today.

Computeritis 

A condition in which the legs and buttocks become numb and tingly due to the lack of movement while sitting in front of a computer for a large amount of time.
The lack of blood flow allowed while on the computer.
I sat in front of the computer so long I got computeritis
abbreviation for- "Disabled not Broken."
One who still has ability despite the disability.
Still able.
I may seem a little different in your eyes but try to remember I'm only DNB.
DNB by Robert Michael Hensel April 18, 2008

disability heckler 

Someone who harasses or embarrasses an individual with a disability out in public view.
One who makes taunting remarks about someones disability.
The man talking to that guy over there in the wheelchair is a disability heckler.
A old time greaser.
An over the hill hood.
Hey, check out the old guy, he's a fonzi.