Robert MacKenzie's definitions

donkey

A big swinging dick. Sourced from "hung like a donkey" or "donkey dick."

My friend Karen loves donkey!

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

donkey choppers

Someone with really big teeth.

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Dago Santa

An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.

We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

cavity creep

Someone who has bad teeth.

Eww. That cavity creep tried coming on to me.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

puss bulge

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005