Definitions by Robert MacKenzie

donkey choppers 

Someone with really big teeth.

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.

donkey choppers by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Dago Santa

An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.

We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.

Dago Santa by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Boob Sucker

An overly sensitive male, aged puberty and up. Easy to frighten, prone to crying too much. Too wimpy to be picked on.

That boob sucker is so afraid of thunderstoms, he crawls into his parents' bed.

Boob Sucker by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

puss bulge 

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

puss bulge by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

land barracuda 

A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.

See that land barracuda over there? Stay away.

land barracuda by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005