Robert MacKenzie's definitions

klingon

A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch

Also applies to friends of club promoters.

That party sucked 'cause there were too many klingons there.

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005

land barracuda

A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.

See that land barracuda over there? Stay away.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

cavity creep

Someone who has bad teeth.

Eww. That cavity creep tried coming on to me.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

Dago Santa

An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.

We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005

donkey choppers

Someone with really big teeth.

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.

by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005