Definitions by Robert Harding

will's mum 

MILF who everyone has shagged bandy across the bedroom floor.

I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out of my penis so she licked the daddy juice off the end and caressed her breasts.

will's mum by Robert Harding April 18, 2005

cucumber 

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures

Simon did it for a cuke sandwich

cucumber by Robert Harding April 14, 2005

base

Another word describing a moron with freakin' special needs.

e.g. Your all a bunch of freakin' bases.You spackas! You bunch of bloody morons!BASES!!!!

base by Robert Harding April 14, 2005

scredgie 

when ones underwear rides up into one's crotch area causing excrutiating pain. A cross between a wedgie and the word scrotum. Also used as a derogatory term describing a pain in the balls

e.g. Sam Bruce is a scredgie

scredgie by Robert Harding April 12, 2005