Robbie5687's definitions

Titsmobile

The name of a vehicle being driven by a womans tits. It involes sticking the left titty in the left hole of the steering wheel, and the right titty in the right whole of the steering wheel. When the woman desires to turn, she moves her tits to the direction she desires to move. It usually involves a large amount of practice to master.

Joe: Wow, would you look at Cindy in the titsmobile!
Jake: It's takes a lot of practice to master the art of driving the titsmobile.
Cindy: Boys, do you want a ride in my titsmobile?

by Robbie5687 April 30, 2009

titty bow

When a womans tits sag so low you can tie them in a bow.

Bob: Look at that old ladies tits!
Joe: She is definitely in need of a titty bow!
Old lady: Come tie my tits in a bow!

by Robbie5687 April 30, 2009