Clown Hooker

1 — A term used for females who wear excessive make-up which results in them looking either whorish or like a circus clown or BOTH, but nevertheless extremely ridiculous, gross and tacky.
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).
1 — "Did you see that teacher? How can she wear so much make-up when she's coming to work to teach Maths? She looks like a fucken clown hooker."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."
by Rina Lam February 14, 2012
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Blamione

An uncommonly used term in the Harry Potter fandom to describe the non-canon Blaise/Hermione ship. The fanfiction usually features Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger as romantic interests.
Fangirl A: "I'm so depressed. My favourite Blamione fic is totally wrong now. It was written before JK Rowling revealed he was black."
Fangirl B: "How is he described in that fanfic?"
Fangirl A: "The writer made him Italian, but I can't read it like that anymore now that I know the truth."
by Rina Lam October 10, 2011
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Potato Gems

The Australian name for the famous American Tater Tots. They are also known as Potato Royals.
Kristie: You don't have Tater Tots in Australia? Seriously? I couldn't live without them.
Stacey: We do have Tater Tots in Australia but we call them Potato Gems.
by Rina Lam January 30, 2012
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Strawberrygasm

The pleasantly surprising feeling when you eat something delicious that is made with a lot of fruit. Doesn't necessarily have to be primarily or solely strawberries. Any berries, any fruit.
Karen: My boyfriend invited me to dinner with his parents and his mum made this AMAZING nectarine crostata for the dessert.
Sylvia: That good huh?
Karen: Yes! Every bite was like a strawberrygasm.
by Rina Lam January 27, 2012
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Global Slut

A term given to someone who travels a lot, specifically to other countries (hence the word 'global'), for their studies or for work experience. Supposed to be used in a joking manner.
Ivan: I got my time-off approved by my boss.
Amy: Oh, a holiday?
Ivan: No, I've been awarded a scholarship to study in France/Germany/Japan/Malaysia/America/Italy
Amy: Wow! Another one? You go to so many places. Haha, you never stay put, you global slut.
Ivan: Haha, yeah, well when the opportunity presents itself I gotta take advantage of it.
by Rina Lam October 19, 2011
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Baklava Hole

A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.
Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.
by Rina Lam October 12, 2011
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F'er

An abbreviation of follower. Plural = f'ers. Looks funny because people tend to read it as 'fucker'. Used a fair bit on Tumblr.
brinheartsharry reblogged hogwartsneverwrote:

REBLOG THIS IF YOU LOVE EVERY F'ER YOU HAVE!
by Rina Lam December 06, 2011
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