Rina Lam's definitions

Lumione

Lumione is a non-canon ship in the Harry Potter fandom. It is a portmanteaux of Lucius/Hermione, pairing Lucius Malfoy with Hermione Granger. The fanfiction is often smutty and excellent.

"I read this Lumione fic where Narcissa died from a bad case of Dragon Pox."

by Rina Lam October 9, 2011

Leaper

Leaper is the term used to describe the non-canon ship of Leah Clearwater and Jasper Hale from the Twilight fandom. It is a portmanteaux of 'Leah' and 'Jasper'.

Pippo: Omg, I read this fanfic the other day that shipped Leah with Jasper -
Fippo: Jasper?!
Pippo: I know, I know - it's random, BUT it's really intense. They would make such a good couple. Leaper is my new OTP.

by Rina Lam October 10, 2011

IKEA Daleks

IKEA Daleks is a fan-given term to the "improved" designs of the Dalek villains from the long-running British sci-fi TV show Doctor Who. Daleks are the arch-nemesis of The Doctor and his alien Time Lord race. In S5E3 the IKEA Daleks were introduced. They looked the same as the original Daleks but with colourful Dalekanium (alien metal).

They look like the result of Daleks procreating with Power Rangers.

David: You know, Chris, whenever I see one of those new colourful Daleks I imagine M&Ms shooting out of their appendages.
Chris: Haha, you mean those IKEA Daleks? They look like toys, don't they?
David: Yeah! They look like they're made from plastic instead of Dalekanium.

by Rina Lam January 8, 2012

Chocoladise

(Pronounciation: choc/la/dise or chokladise)

1. The good feeling when you're eating chocolate

2. A paradise of chocolate/Chocolate heaven

1. (Eats Kinder surprise chocolate) "Omg, this is like chocoladise!

2. A chocolaterie, confectionary store, etc...

by Rina Lam October 9, 2011

Mouse

An uncommon synonym for husband used by silly women (or a REALLY gay, gay man). It is a portmanteaux derived from "male" and "spouse". Sometimes it can be cute. But usually only cute when used by children under the age of nine, playing 'House'.
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Equation of the word:
Husband = Male + Spouse
Male + Spouse = Mouse
∴ Husband = Mouse

Silly Bitch A: My mouse bought me this GORGEOUS sapphire and diamond ring for our three-year anniversary!
Silly Bitch B: WOW! I hope when I get married my mouse buys me nice things like that.
Gay Bitch (or Silly Bitch C): I bet you'll never even get a mouse, you hideous hag.
Silly Bitch A: *shock/horror*
Silly Bitch B: *deeply offended*
Silly Bitch C: *smug & queer*

by Rina Lam October 12, 2011

Wolf Storm

Wolf Storm (or Wolfstorm) is the ship name for Rose Tyler & The Doctor in the Doctor Who fandom. The pairing can be Rose with any of The Doctor's incarnations but is most often the Ninth Doctor or the Tenth Doctor.

Not be be confused with Wolfstar, the slash ship of Remus/Sirus in the Harry Potter fandom.

Barbara: Hey, can you recommend any good Rose/Doctor fanfics?
Hayley: Wolf Storm? That's my favourite ship. There is actually a 10/Rose fic called Wolf Storm on Fanfiction.Net. You should check it out. It has some 9/Rose elements too.
Barbara: Thanks. I will look it up.

by Rina Lam January 8, 2012

Blamione

An uncommonly used term in the Harry Potter fandom to describe the non-canon Blaise/Hermione ship. The fanfiction usually features Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger as romantic interests.

Fangirl A: "I'm so depressed. My favourite Blamione fic is totally wrong now. It was written before JK Rowling revealed he was black."
Fangirl B: "How is he described in that fanfic?"
Fangirl A: "The writer made him Italian, but I can't read it like that anymore now that I know the truth."

by Rina Lam October 10, 2011