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Definitions by Ridley Amstrad

Calm the farm 

Vb; to lace industrial cattle feed with quaaludes
"Why are you throwing handfuls of pills into the feeding trough?"
"Bro, we just gotta calm the farm."
Calm the farm by Ridley Amstrad October 9, 2016

cock puppet 

A short, trampy girl with curves but a bit of puppy fat.
Often found working as promo girls or receptionists at mechanics' workshops.
Given the relative size difference between her and virtually any male sexual partner, she'll look more or less like a puppet on his penis. Hence the term 'cock puppet'.
Did you see that chick dishing out the free samples of diet protein shake? She's such a cock puppet.
cock puppet by Ridley Amstrad November 1, 2010