Definitions by Rico Suavemoose

encrapment 

To innocently enter a bathroom unaware that the person before you plugged up the toilet and it is now unusable.

Poor Ted had to take a dump so bad but found that he was a victim of encrapment.

encrapment by Rico Suavemoose January 29, 2017

Guess the Orifice 

A party game for a large group. Contestants are blindfolded and then stick their index finger through a hole in a wooden board. On the other side of the board is anything (preferably living) with an orifice. This can be human, animal, or anything with a distinct orifice. The winner must correctly identify the orifice source.
For even more excitement and great stakes, the winner gets to name one person who guessed incorrectly to clean the winners finger by using their mouth.

Trust your senses and let's play Guess the Orifice! Chief why don't you get us started!!

Guess the Orifice by Rico Suavemoose November 20, 2011

Stirring the pudding cup 

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.

Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.

Stirring the pudding cup by Rico Suavemoose October 17, 2011